For those of
you that don’t know, my wife, Carrie, and I are expecting our first child (That's not him in the picture, that's just the creature we practiced diapering on)! His
due date (April 27th) is fast approaching, so, most of our recent
conversations have been about baby stuff.
We’ve looked at cribs, read a million reviews about different car seats,
and found some ADORABLE clothes (it makes me sad that they done make some of
these super comfy clothes in my size!). Besides
all the stuff, though, we’ve looked into a few different classes and
workshops.
Both of us
are very conscientious about our impact on the planet, and we know how often a
little one’s diaper has to get changed, so we started looking into the
possibility of cloth diapers. Though my
parents used cloth diapers on me and my two brothers decades ago, I don’t know
anyone who uses them now. So, the
picture I had in my head was one that involved me sticking myself with safety
pins while I was trying to put on an ill-fitting cloth diaper on a wriggling
baby. Not a fun prospect, but one I was
willing to put up with to not have to contribute thousands of dirty diapers to
the ever growing landfills.
Knowing my
reservations, and wanting to understand better than the vast number of
resources on the internet can seem to explain, Carrie found a cloth diaper
workshop that was really close where we have our midwife appointments.

At 9:00 a.m.
last Saturday, we headed to Diaper Lab in Somerville .
We were surprised at how full the class was; clearly we're not the only couple
trying to navigate this tricky subject. Jennifer was the instructor on Saturday
and was incredibly helpful and informative -- and full of all kinds of poop-puns
that brought laughs out of her half-awake attendees! My favorite of which came
when she referred to their wide selection of diapers and accessories as their “poop
platter”! HA! But eeewww!
She started with the variety of reasons to use cloth diapers (cost savings, reducing environmental
impact, and the overall health of our son), then showed us the array of different
options of diapers and diaper covers (pre-folds with covers, fitteds with
covers, pockets, all-in-ones, and all-in-twos) -- some of which are so adorable, it’s just ridiculous (again, why don’t these come in
adult sizes?!?!). Then came the magic moment -- technology has come a long way
since my parents were using cloth, and now there are these Y shaped fasteners
(snappies) instead of those scary safety pins! They work like ace bandage clips
and are much less complicated and MUCH less sharp.
There are
also a lot of different fabrics to choose from, like hemp and bamboo, which is so
soft! I immediately put bamboo reusable
wipes on our registry, saying that it would make our son’s tushy extra happy
(psst! They are really for me! I’m going to make those full PJs with feet
outta them—complete with a little turtle patch over my heart so you’ll know
their mine!).
We
learned a lot there, and not only about the diapers, but how to best wash them
(not as difficult as I thought), that they have a program where you try a few
different brands/styles for a short while so you know you got the right kind,
etc. I’m really happy we went, and
knowing that there are folks there who are incredibly helpful and supportive
(and someone I can trade poop jokes with--I’m looking at you, Jennifer!), makes
me confident that I can stare, unafraid, into the chasm that will be our dirty
diaper pail knowing that I have the skill to provide clean and super soft
diapers to our little boy!